Drawn from the dusty shelves of the National Archives, GOVERNMENT APPROVED! is a jaw-droppingly inane collection of taxpayer-funded informational films unseen since your days in high school or junior high—and probably not even then.

• See a musical celebrating paperwork!
• See a puppet show about Social Security!
• See cartoons about violating your Constitutional rights!
• Sing along to songs about paying taxes!
• Witness the brutal menace of the Scrub Bull.
• Meet "Your Enemy, the Grasshopper"
• And, of course, don't do drugs.

Plus so much more! GOVERNMENT APPROVED! is hosted by noted film scholar Fenton W. Abernathy, author of Tips for Troubled Teens and Directions to My Pool Party, The Embittered Chef: An Autobiographical Cookbook, and My Life in JPEGs: An Autobiographical Coffee Table Book.