Don't Fall Asleep With Him Around

For Immediate Release - March 19, 2003

 

Travesty Films Statement on Iraq War
 
Washington, DC -- The Travesty Films Family is saddened by the failure of diplomacy and ensuing war with Iraq. However we are one-hundred percent (100%) behind our President, our nation, and our troops. We know this is a fight for freedom. And for us, that means the freedom to continue producing our beloved short comedies. As this war proves, the world is a depressing, and dangerous place to live, and people need entertainment. That is why we have decided that life must go on. Though we are at war, we will continuing churning out our films, because people need a respite from the horrors of weapons of mass destruction and Middle East tyrants. And what better distraction that the delightful and amusing antics of homicidal, possessed, blood-thirsty ventriloquist dummies. The Marines and the 101st Airborne Division can get rid of Saddam.
Knothead, Stinky, and Mr. Norbiss will take care of things here at home.