This week the Delmarva spotlight catches:

Name: Millard K. Gadnack
Position: Counter/Tabulator, Level-1
Years with Company: 12
Disgruntled Action: Mr. Gadnack placed several soiled deodorant urinal cakes in the small refrigerator of the Maintenance Training Office.
Statement: "I'm a rather large man and I appreciate a suitably-sized urinal."
Management Response: Mr. Gadnack referred to Medical Office.

If you are aware of an employee in need of closer scrutiny, even if it's just a nagging suspicion, please notify the Personnel Office immediately. One vacation-hour credit is granted for each case successfully filed.